05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 01:29 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 01:53 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 02:05 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: NOT THE BEES THEY'RE IN MY EYES[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 02:22 am (UTC)
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Sollux: Be the Cop.

No! Why would you do that? You don't even know how to be a cop, and you definitely will not be the cop car, or go WEEOOWEEOOWEEOO.

Not yet.

But that aside, you chase after Feferi, who is chasing after the flipperbeast. It's not like you could just use your psionics to catch it. Because you don't have them, stupid. In fact, you're pretty fucking useless on this "mission" aside from knowing the location of Eridan's communicator. You shouldn't even be here. You're pointless.
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 02:32 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] makeupkind.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:21 am (UTC)
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Wow.

Okay.

That changes things.

Prinny acquired!
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:27 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 04:35 am (UTC)
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Sollux: Be dragged along again by your manic peixes dream girl.

You have a feeling like this is going to happen a lot, like your life just suddenly became something slightly reminiscent of a japan's animations, whatever those are. You have the slight nigglings of agitation at the time wasted chasing a Prinny when they should have just followed you to begin with but it's a little late for that agitation now, because it would be rather ill-timed.

You make a note that Feferi seems to enjoy the position of Search Rescue Party Leader a lot more than you expected.

they're probably pa22ed out by now.
do we have two run all over the place.


Because running everywhere was Not Cool. As an expert Cool Kid, you know what is and isn't cool.


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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:19 am (UTC)
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Your quest for Sawyer was all for naught. He is surely being used for leverage by the Others. What they could possibly want from you and Eridan, you can only guess. Maybe they want you to help stitch up their leader. Maybe their leader is Ben and that's why he's gone.

This reality gets stranger and more confusing by the moment. You feel more lost than ever.

Your quest for Sawyer is also hindered by your unwillingness to move much. In fact, a nice nap on the coconut pile sounds good right about now. You drag your sick, sorry ass out of the jungle, inform Eridan that Sawyer and Kate are being held hostage, and promptly take the next logical step.



You really don't feel too good.
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 05:59 am (UTC)
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they went full retard.
iit'2 a troll dii2ea2e.
they both caught iit by nearly bleediing two death.


Okay, no it isn't really. They are probably suffering from legitimate problems, involving blood loss, dehydration, and exhaustion. But fuck, you're not a doctor. You don't know this shit. They were being stupid assholes to you so you're going to be one back. Even if it means being one back to their unconscious bodies. They'd be screwed without you anyway.

...we 2hould probably get them back two the hiive before the 2un come2 up.
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 06:27 am (UTC)
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This is a little weird. While for a troll you are definitely more amiable than the norm, compassion is still a bit of a foreign concept. But you like these guys, more or less. You should probably look out for each other.

You grab Karkat's hand and lug him up with a complete lack of ceremony. His shoulder is going to hurt tomorrow.

He's still kinda heavy for just lil old you, so maybe someone could help?
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[identity profile] makeupkind.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 06:53 am (UTC)
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Meanwhile, you begin to lift Eridan by the shoulders. Because there was no chance in hell Sollux was going to do that.

Man, sometimes you are just so good that you scare yourself.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 07:19 am (UTC)
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You grapple for your companion with what remains of your strength. All other thoughts have abandoned you. For some reason, you are slightly depressed that Sawyer and Kate have been kidnapped and that you'll never be as attractive as Boone. Yes. That is a legitimate thing to be depressed about. I just looked at his picture and he's a very attractive man.

You manage to find his cold, clammy hand and squeeze it.

Future you will vomit with disgust at this horrendous display, but you are not Future Karkat, you are Past Karkat, and past Karkat is too sick to do anything but be a tool for whatever shenanigans I please.

Finally, it is your chance to reenact one of your favorite scenes from one of your movies. It is by far superior to any of John's stupid displays of Con Air because the depth and emotion that go into this moment are far more captivating and meaningful than any human can possibly comprehend.

You look deep into Eri's eyes...

...or you would if your eyes could focus straight. You are likely staring at his gills. Close enough.

Who is ready for the most beautiful moment the Land of Stupidity and Coconuts has ever witnessed.

Who is ready.

WHO IS READY???????






You are now Current Karkat. You've passed out cold after your stunning display, still holding onto Eridan. If only you were coherent and conscious, you would chew your own arm off and feed it to BenfromLost. But you aren't. You're currently being handled roughly by the cat girl.

Oh my god when did Troll Michelle Pfiffer get here?!



You manage to crack your eyes open, but you can't really manage much more than that. Thinking isn't even an option at this point.

You are simply...

Lost.


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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:26 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 04:02 pm (UTC)
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Sollux: Help Nepeta.

Because Kanaya West knows that there's no way in hell you'd touch Eridan. She knows you so well that it's almost scary. Maybe you should talk to her more after this.

You awkwardly pick up Karkat's lower half and feel the desire to throw him down a flight of stairs to balance out that awkward dragging thing Nepeta is doing with your shared "leader."

ii don't know.
take them two the hiive?
unle22 you mean after that.
iit'2 not liike the doctor2 here know about troll dii2ea2e2.
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
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You also make note to update your shipping wall. Again. What a shippy day this has been!
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[identity profile] makeupkind.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
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Karkat and Eridan look much worse off in person than they did over the communicators. They'll probably be fine, though. It is just as you read in one of your favorite novels:
Now that that don't kill me
Can only make me stronger
I need you to hurry up now
'Cause I can't wait much longer
            ~Troll Anne Rice
As long as they don't die, the experience will likely teach them something.

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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 11:04 pm (UTC)
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You kick weakly at Sollux Hurley, which is actually little more than a nudge of your foot.




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