05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 03:28 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] makeupkind.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 03:56 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 04:04 am (UTC)
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Sorry about this, but it needs to be said.



You are not allowed to be Boone because John is now Boone. This may make no sense, but since when has any part of this fiasco made any sense.



You are about to, but before you do, you reach up to scratch under your shirt.

An abscess is broken. This is gross. No one wants to look under your shirt to see how the rest of the wound looks.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 04:16 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 04:23 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: Almost Gendo pose.[personal profile] biwinning on February 7th, 2011 04:42 am (UTC)
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Jean: Forgive Jenna and remember to use bold tags this time.


Why the fuck did you forget them to begin with.

Sollux: Level up?

Sure, why not. You've now climbed the echeladder of Rescuing yet another rung. You're actually pretty high up on that particularly ladder, considering the amount of experience you gained after dying in an attempt to save Feferi. Not that it particularly matters, because you're too busy being somewhat distracted by Karkat's candyass colored blood that no one else has seemed to notice, as you drop him on the couch back at your shared hive.

And don't think you're not still pissed off you're not Boone. You never get to be Boone. You develop a subconscious and even further dislike of John because of this. It is purely platonic though. Humans are disgusting.
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 05:27 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] makeupkind.livejournal.com on February 7th, 2011 05:56 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 01:31 am (UTC)
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You would probably do so if your mind wasn't so hazy. The lengths you've already gone through to hide your blood color are astounding. Really. You stitched yourself together inside a closet, hid in a store, and scrubbed away any evidence you may have left behind. If you were any crazier, you could probably become Troll Dexter.

As if anyone needed more psychopath trolls running about.



Regardless, this may end the OCD need to conceal every possible link to your blood color at all. Let us lament all the moments you could have spent dodging into closets, alley ways, and placing yourself in all sorts of ridiculous situations simply for the sake of keeping a secret.

Or not. Because you still don't know that THEY know yet. You are about to look like a doofus.







GOD.

FUCKING.

DAMN IT.

You have no idea what this entails, but you are certain that you will hate your Flash Sideways self as much as you hate your Past and Future selves.

It's like a Karkat clusterfuck of hate up in here.

    Ya'll gonna make me lose my mind
    up in here, up in here
      ~Troll Dexter
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 01:53 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 02:36 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 8th, 2011 02:57 am (UTC)
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Sollux: Fail to stop noticing Karkat's blood.

While honestly, you don't care about it much yourself, and neither would any one else but Eridan in this room, it still has your attention held pretty securely--

Sollux: Watch Eridan run into a wall and giggle.

After doing that, you attempt to "pfff" to mock Feferi's question, but your teeth (per usual) fuck it up. You wind up spitting a bit instead. Sorry Karkat, you're the victim of this, since Sollux is sitting on the edge of the couch now.

pphhhhf.
no.
human'2 are diifferent.
ii bet they don't even know what a chiitiinou2 wiindhole ii2.
human'2 would probably ju2t make iit wor2e.
...
but iit'2 not liike we have a whole lot of optiion2.
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[identity profile] adorabloodiest.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 05:16 am (UTC)
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