yourgoddamnit | ( text ) Karkat: Turn stupid joke into game canon

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board THE DISCO HELL --

CG: I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS FOR ALL THE HOSTAGE VICTIMS ACROSS THIS NOT SO GLORIOUS LAND.
CG: THE MONSTER ISN'T AN INDESTRUCTIBLE AND FRANKLY TERRIFYING FORCE FROM A UNIVERSE I'M FAMILIAR WITH.
CG: WELL IT CAUSED COLOSSAL DESTRUCTION TO MY UNIVERSE TOO BUT THAT'S A LONG STORY.
CG: IT'S JUST A NORMAL VICIOUS MONSTER.
CG: THE BAD NEWS IS YOU'RE STILL FUCKED BECAUSE IT IS ONE TOUGH BEAST.
CG: ON THAT SUBJECT
CG: IN A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
CG: WHERE MIGHT I FIND BANDAGES/STITCHES/MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND SHELTER WITHOUT BEING SEEN BY A SINGLE SOUL?
CG: IF I HYPOTHETICALLY HAD TO BE SEEN I WOULD HYPOTHETICALLY RATHER BLEED TO DEATH AND WAIT TO COME BACK.
CG: I ALSO HYPOTHETICALLY ACQUIRED A TALKING FLIPPERBEAST.
CG: WAIT THAT'S A LIE THAT'S NOT HYPOTHETICAL AT ALL.
CG: I FOUND A FUCKING TALKING PENGUIN.
CG: IT KEEPS A SAYING "DOOD."
CG: HE'S ANNOYING AS ALL HELL BUT HE IS MINE. I HAVE NAMED HIM BENFROMLOST. I'M NOT SURE WHY.
CG: I DON'T HAVE PSYCHIC COMMUNING SKILLS AND YET I FEEL AS THOUGH THIS WAS MEANT TO BE.
CG: SOMETHING RIGHT IN THE UNIVERSE HAS JUST OCCURRED.
CG: I'M BOTH ENRAGED AND CONTENT.
CG: THIS IS A STRANGE MIXTURE OF EMOTIONS.
CG: I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE TO GIVE ADVICE ON MY HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION BEFORE I HYPOTHETICALLY DIE AND HYPOTHETICALLY HAVE TO GO ON A QUEST TO RETRIEVE BENFROMLOST AFTER MY REVIVAL.
CG: OR WORSE, CREATE A PARADOX TIME LINE IN WHICH I'M ALIVE, THEREBY CREATING ANOTHER ME.
CG: NO ONE WANTS THAT. NO ONE. ESPECIALLY NOT ME.

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I told you to stay inside! Where are you?!

...If all you required was a map, it would have been easy to ask. [you know, be blunt, like Japan is never.]

Perhaps if you gave me your location, I could help you to the hospital.

Such hikkikomori tendencies are a bit familiar... The hospital is where you will find any materials necessary. It is on Marshall street... Rather close if you were attacked where I mentioned earlier.

Considering the rate of attacks lately, rather high.

[...he sympathizes with hikkikomori tendencies]

If anonymity is required, perhaps I could leave you some supplies somewhere.

[ when you get to this part YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY HE MUST BE ANON AT THIS TIME!!!! ...that and yeah. lives on a meteor with only 11 others. ]

Please give me a vague location, at least, so you do not have to travel far.

[making an injured man go out again WOW but anyway. he's taking the first aid kit from the nordic place, good enough!!!!!]

[ IT'S TO SAVE A TROLL FROM BLEEDING TO DEATH. THAT'S A GOOD CAUSE. ]

[and I don't even understand that joke. BUT YES JAPAN WILL SAVE YOU TROLLMAN.]

Ah, very well. I will head there now. [TURNS ON VIDEO idk if that helps. still bandaged awww yeahhh.]

...I certainly hope you will take any future warnings more seriously.

[ it is a glory resulting from IC mafia.

AND KARKAT IS TEXT FOREVER. ESPECIALLY NOW. ]

[Japan expects this text replying. He just frowns. And after a long pause:]

Ah.... I should have brought some tea, as well. Though I suppose there is not much time for something like that. It is quite soothing, however. Perhaps next time.

Surely it is normal to wish for others to be in comfort?

[slowing his steps and pointing the camera down the road.]

Ah... anywhere near here?

[Okay, his head kinda hurts]

I don't think you'd be able to find supplies without being seen, at least, not easily.

Are you injured?

[He keeps moving...]

...I do not see how.. [huff not creepy]

Ah, but... yellow eyes? Please avoid those.. I believe they attack your chest.

Ah... [right well. looking for a prinny.]

I will stay nearby just in case, afterwards... [holding first aid kit and looking for benfromlost

sob]

B-benfromlost-san? [horrible I tell you]

Benfromlost-san! Are you certain this will work? If you do not wish for me to look, I can assure I am honorable enough to close my eyes, but ah....

[ YOUR CALLING HAS SUMMONED THE PRINNY. All I know is that Prinnies like Hurley and thought the ending of the series was BS. I will research them further at a later date. ]

Blood isn't abnormal here. Just how much blood is it? How badly are you bleeding?

I can bring some bandages but you'll have to let me see you to do it.

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wow you didn't see that

CANNOT. UNSEE.

...shit I can't either. WHAT HAVE I DONE.

LMFAO why did you have to bring benfromlost into this

Benfromlost is now a universal constant

sobbing

there is no escape. none. you are in karkat hell. population: karkat, karkat, and america.

SCREAAAAAAAAA--

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THERE IS NO WINNING THERE IS ONLY KARKAT HELL.

karkat just needs a hug

there are many things Karkat needs and that is not one of them.

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............ROMANCE? Japan could draw him some...

THAT IS NOT A MOVIE. and yet he is curious...

LMFAO

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