10 January 2011 @ 10:52 pm
( text ) Karkat: Introduce self to the welcoming masses  
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCKASS CITY

CG: FINALLY.
CG: THIS CLIENT IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN TROLLIAN.
CG: I HAVE TO LABORIOUSLY TYPE OUT "CG" EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING NEW. I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF IT AND YET I CAN'T COMPEL MYSELF TO STOP.
CG: IT'S LIKE AN ADDICTION.
CG: ON THE UPSIDE IT SEEMS THAT THIS CLIENT DOESN'T OFFER ANY OF THAT TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT.
CG: I'LL MISS MY IDIOTIC FUTURE AND PAST SELVES IN MY MEMOS LIKE ONE MISSES INFECTED SORES IN THEIR SEEDFLAPS.
CG: THE FACT THAT I'VE GONE THIS FAR WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED BY RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS OR MY OTHER SELVES BEING SPECTACULAR RETARDS MEANS TWO THINGS:
CG: ONE, MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES DO EXIST. CONGRATS GAMZEE, YOUR EXISTENCE ISN'T A COMPLETE MISTAKE.
CG: TWO, SOME SERIOUS SHIT WENT DOWN.
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME.
CG: ACTUALLY, I'M SURE IT DIDN'T.
CG: DREAM SELVES ARE OUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
CG: EVEN THOUGH I OBVIOUSLY FELL ASLEEP! WAY TO FUCKING GO, SELF. I'D PUNCH YOU IF I WASN'T SO BUSY TYPING THIS MEMO.
CG: SWEET J3GUS NOW I'M ARGUING WITH MY CURRENT SELF. THIS IS EMBARRASSING. MOVING ON.
CG: LET'S SUSPEND THE OBVIOUS QUESTION OF "WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE" FOR A MOMENT. IT'S CLEAR THAT I'M NOT IN THE VEIL ANYMORE.
CG: WHETHER THIS PLANET (UNIVERSE???) STANDS OUTSIDE OF SPACE AND TIME IS YET TO BE SEEN.
CG: THAT IS THE LEAST OF MY PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.
CG: WITHOUT THE TIMELINE FEATURE THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW IF THIS IS A RESULT OF THE "SCRATCH" OR WHAT.
CG: FOR ALL IF FUCKING KNOW IT COULD BE BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND A GODDAMN THING ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE.
CG: I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF THIS NETWORK COUNTS AS AN ACTUAL CHAT CLIENT, BUT EITHER WAY, MY CHUMPROLL DIDN'T TRANSFER. I CAN'T VIEW OR CONTACT ANY OF THE HUMANS.
CG: I'LL HAVE TO TRUST THAT JADE IS MANAGING CONTACT WITH HER FUTURE SELF BY HER OWN MEANS.
CG: AND THAT THE OTHERS AREN'T BEING MORE FANTASTICALLY STUPID THAN USUAL.
CG: IF ANY OF YOU READ THIS, GET IN CONTACT WITH ME IMMEDIATELY.
CG: I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SPECIFY WHO "YOU" ARE
CG: SINCE THERE'S ONLY LIKE TWELVE OF US AND WE SPEND MOST OF OUR TIME IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM.
CG: DAMN, JUST...
CG: RESPOND.
CG: I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO OR HOW AT THIS POINT.
CG: THERE IS CLEARLY A RESPOND BUTTON ONCE I POST THIS.
CG: IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
CG: THERE'S NO EXCUSE.
CG: ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, TEREZI.
CG: I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL IT.
CG: OR TASTE IT. WHATEVER.
CG: FUCK. NOW THIS MEMO IS JUST GETTING PATHETIC.
CG: I'LL END WITH THE OBVIOUS QUESTION. MAYBE SOMEONE OUT THERE CAN HIT THE RESPONSE BUTTON. SOMEONE WHO ISN'T MY FUTURE SELF:
CG: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK?
CG: THAT SEEMS TO COVER BASICALLY EVERY ASPECT OF THIS SITUATION.
CG: WOW THIS IS A DISGUSTING MEMO. I MIGHT ACTUALLY APOLOGIZE TO MY FUTURE SELF FOR THIS. I'M STILL DISORIENTED FROM THE NIGHTMARES.
CG: GOD I'M TIRED.
 
 
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 12th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC)
Ah... what?

I simply mean that if you had more strength than a human, it has decreased. Other things, as well... F-for example, if you could shoot fire, you no longer can..
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 12th, 2011 06:47 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 12th, 2011 06:59 am (UTC)
I suppose.. if there is no special strength or ability, then you must be the same.



Aside from the chip being inside of you, that is.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 12th, 2011 07:03 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 12th, 2011 07:04 am (UTC)
It is impossible to do so unless you are a doctor. Ah... and the location changes, I believe...
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 12th, 2011 07:07 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 01:05 am (UTC)
That is far too dangerous! It is quite small, you realize.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 02:05 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 03:03 am (UTC)
I am not sure if it is truly possible to locate on your own...
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 03:31 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:07 am (UTC)
[lmfao no he is not giving you anything you crazy... whatever you are]
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:17 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:18 am (UTC)
I apologize, but I am not sure that you should be trusted with such information.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:30 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
I could not be so blunt. ...And there seem to be side effects that can potentially effect the entire city.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:35 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:53 am (UTC)
[so much ignoring going on over here lmfao]

If a chip is removed, it can cause complications. Ah.. "powers" can go out of control. Though, if you are apparently powerless... You can merely get sick.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 05:59 am (UTC)
[ that's the only way anyone can deal with karkat. or troll him back. ]

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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:07 am (UTC)
[sob... what is this even]

I suppose I could allow you to kill yourself in the process, but you will only return.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:18 am (UTC)
[ greatness ]

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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:19 am (UTC)
You are revived if you die.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:20 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:20 am (UTC)
Of course not.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:23 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:24 am (UTC)
CG-san is not a fan of romance? I see...
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(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 08:14 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:03 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:20 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:57 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:44 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)