10 January 2011 @ 10:52 pm
( text ) Karkat: Introduce self to the welcoming masses  
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board FUCKASS CITY

CG: FINALLY.
CG: THIS CLIENT IS EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS THAN TROLLIAN.
CG: I HAVE TO LABORIOUSLY TYPE OUT "CG" EVERY TIME I SAY SOMETHING NEW. I'M GETTING PRETTY SICK OF IT AND YET I CAN'T COMPEL MYSELF TO STOP.
CG: IT'S LIKE AN ADDICTION.
CG: ON THE UPSIDE IT SEEMS THAT THIS CLIENT DOESN'T OFFER ANY OF THAT TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT.
CG: I'LL MISS MY IDIOTIC FUTURE AND PAST SELVES IN MY MEMOS LIKE ONE MISSES INFECTED SORES IN THEIR SEEDFLAPS.
CG: THE FACT THAT I'VE GONE THIS FAR WITHOUT BEING INTERRUPTED BY RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS OR MY OTHER SELVES BEING SPECTACULAR RETARDS MEANS TWO THINGS:
CG: ONE, MOTHERFUCKING MIRACLES DO EXIST. CONGRATS GAMZEE, YOUR EXISTENCE ISN'T A COMPLETE MISTAKE.
CG: TWO, SOME SERIOUS SHIT WENT DOWN.
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME.
CG: ACTUALLY, I'M SURE IT DIDN'T.
CG: DREAM SELVES ARE OUT FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
CG: EVEN THOUGH I OBVIOUSLY FELL ASLEEP! WAY TO FUCKING GO, SELF. I'D PUNCH YOU IF I WASN'T SO BUSY TYPING THIS MEMO.
CG: SWEET J3GUS NOW I'M ARGUING WITH MY CURRENT SELF. THIS IS EMBARRASSING. MOVING ON.
CG: LET'S SUSPEND THE OBVIOUS QUESTION OF "WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE" FOR A MOMENT. IT'S CLEAR THAT I'M NOT IN THE VEIL ANYMORE.
CG: WHETHER THIS PLANET (UNIVERSE???) STANDS OUTSIDE OF SPACE AND TIME IS YET TO BE SEEN.
CG: THAT IS THE LEAST OF MY PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.
CG: WITHOUT THE TIMELINE FEATURE THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW IF THIS IS A RESULT OF THE "SCRATCH" OR WHAT.
CG: FOR ALL IF FUCKING KNOW IT COULD BE BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND A GODDAMN THING ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE.
CG: I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF THIS NETWORK COUNTS AS AN ACTUAL CHAT CLIENT, BUT EITHER WAY, MY CHUMPROLL DIDN'T TRANSFER. I CAN'T VIEW OR CONTACT ANY OF THE HUMANS.
CG: I'LL HAVE TO TRUST THAT JADE IS MANAGING CONTACT WITH HER FUTURE SELF BY HER OWN MEANS.
CG: AND THAT THE OTHERS AREN'T BEING MORE FANTASTICALLY STUPID THAN USUAL.
CG: IF ANY OF YOU READ THIS, GET IN CONTACT WITH ME IMMEDIATELY.
CG: I SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE TO SPECIFY WHO "YOU" ARE
CG: SINCE THERE'S ONLY LIKE TWELVE OF US AND WE SPEND MOST OF OUR TIME IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM.
CG: DAMN, JUST...
CG: RESPOND.
CG: I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO OR HOW AT THIS POINT.
CG: THERE IS CLEARLY A RESPOND BUTTON ONCE I POST THIS.
CG: IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
CG: THERE'S NO EXCUSE.
CG: ESPECIALLY FOR YOU, TEREZI.
CG: I KNOW YOU CAN SMELL IT.
CG: OR TASTE IT. WHATEVER.
CG: FUCK. NOW THIS MEMO IS JUST GETTING PATHETIC.
CG: I'LL END WITH THE OBVIOUS QUESTION. MAYBE SOMEONE OUT THERE CAN HIT THE RESPONSE BUTTON. SOMEONE WHO ISN'T MY FUTURE SELF:
CG: WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK?
CG: THAT SEEMS TO COVER BASICALLY EVERY ASPECT OF THIS SITUATION.
CG: WOW THIS IS A DISGUSTING MEMO. I MIGHT ACTUALLY APOLOGIZE TO MY FUTURE SELF FOR THIS. I'M STILL DISORIENTED FROM THE NIGHTMARES.
CG: GOD I'M TIRED.
 
 
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 08:14 am (UTC)
...Now I am quite curious as to this collection. However.. I believe I understand your worries.

They are human, as well, I believe.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
I will have you know I am not human.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:03 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
Is that so?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:07 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:09 pm (UTC)
I am the country of Japan.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:11 pm (UTC)
I suppose I am telling you that I am an entire country. I have many human citizens, however, so I suppose there is a certain relation.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
...How strange. No. A country is the physical territory of a sovereign state. It can also be divided politically...

It is... by most here, strange for us to be seen in any walking or speaking form. Many have called me the personification of the country. I suppose that is accurate as well.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:20 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
Hm... Physically, we are stronger. We live much longer, as well. Aside from that, it is not so much.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 10:57 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:05 pm (UTC)
But I am the embodiment of both my land and people!
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:21 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)
I believe you could use some time in a hot spring.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:44 pm (UTC)
Surely the calming waters of a Japanese onsen could do much to relieve your stress!
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] asideglance.livejournal.com on January 13th, 2011 11:58 pm (UTC)
Perhaps if I level up my skill enough, I will be able to relieve you of some of that anger.
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