05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:44 am (UTC)
cra2hiing ii2 actually really hiigh on my lii2t of thiing2 ii'm not jealou2 of.
you guy2 were 2ayiing he wa2 retarded liike two day2 ago.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:47 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: [THOLLUKTH] THATH A HORRIBLE IDEA[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:51 am (UTC)
1/2






what.
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Sollux Captor: i didn't even know you had a plot.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:54 am (UTC)
how'd you even fiind a plane two begiin wiith.
what the fuck you're a cod damn 2eadweller can't you ju2t 2wiim back two the ciity iif you're really 2tuck there.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:56 am (UTC)


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Sollux Captor: is that a shark in your bag?[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:06 am (UTC)
ju2t 2ummon a hoard of 2hellbea2t2 and get hiim to 2iit on theiir back2.
ford the ocean.
2eadweller2 can do that riight.

and what other'2.
ii2 2omeone el2e there wiith you?
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:09 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: Almost Gendo pose.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:40 am (UTC)
wow.
ok.
do ii need to track you guy2 down becau2e thii2 ii2 gettiing really 2tupiid.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 02:47 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 04:29 pm (UTC)
giive me your communiicator frequency.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 04:33 pm (UTC)


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Sollux Captor: KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR HONEY[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 04:41 pm (UTC)
THAT'2 NOT WHAT II MEANT DUMBFUCK.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 04:43 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 04:46 pm (UTC)
ii meant the fuckiing DEVIICE YOU'RE U2IING RIIGHT NOW.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 04:47 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 04:53 pm (UTC)
are you 2eriiou2.
are you ju2t fuckiing wiith me riight now.
"hahah goiing two pretend ii'm not U2IING THE DAMN THIING RIIGHT NOW 2o ii can pii22 around on thii2 'ii2land' and probably diie."
iif kk wa2n't wiith you riight now ii'd let you.
but he ii2 2o are you really goiing two make me go through the long way of tryiing two deriive iit from the me22age2 ii'm receiiviing from you a2 you U2E THE COMMUNIICATOR THAT APPARENTLY DOE2N'T EXII2T IIN YOUR DENTED THIINK PAN.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 04:59 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:06 pm (UTC)
eriidan
what are you typiing wiith.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:10 pm (UTC)


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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:10 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:15 pm (UTC)
that'2 a rock.

ok ii am done wiith thii2 2teamiing piile of hoofbea2t 2hiit.


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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: i didn't even know you had a plot.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
ii wa2 goiing two try and take your2 and karkat'2 frequenciie2 and u2e theiir broadca2tiing 2iignal two mea2ure dii2tance between miine.
iit wouldn't tell me where you were, ju2t dii2tance amount, becau2e the2e deviice2 miight a2 well be runniing on fuckiing rock2 wiith 2uch a low memory acce22.
but iif that dii2tance ii2 bigger than the ciity then yeah ok maybe you are on an ii2land.
and iif iit ii2n't, iit ju2t mean2 you're on the fuckiing beach liike a moron.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:41 pm (UTC)
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WRONG ONE... - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:42 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:46 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
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(no subject) - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:19 pm (UTC)
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(no subject) - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:13 pm (UTC)
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(no subject) - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:30 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
i feel bad for jenna's inbox - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
i dont but that's just me - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:47 pm (UTC)
unlike you i actually have remorse. - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC)
youre such a nice babby - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:58 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)