05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:15 pm (UTC)
that'2 a rock.

ok ii am done wiith thii2 2teamiing piile of hoofbea2t 2hiit.


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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:23 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: i didn't even know you had a plot.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
ii wa2 goiing two try and take your2 and karkat'2 frequenciie2 and u2e theiir broadca2tiing 2iignal two mea2ure dii2tance between miine.
iit wouldn't tell me where you were, ju2t dii2tance amount, becau2e the2e deviice2 miight a2 well be runniing on fuckiing rock2 wiith 2uch a low memory acce22.
but iif that dii2tance ii2 bigger than the ciity then yeah ok maybe you are on an ii2land.
and iif iit ii2n't, iit ju2t mean2 you're on the fuckiing beach liike a moron.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:40 pm (UTC)
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:41 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:42 pm (UTC)
WRONG ONE...
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:46 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)
Sollux: Appreciate the heartfelt apology.

Yeah, right. It wasn't anywhere near heartfelt. He's just saying it because he's clearly out of his mind. You even feel somewhat disgusted that you're still talking to him, but you need his frequency number to triangulate the signal.

you aren't goiing two diie.
ju2t.
2ee that number on your 2creen?
on your deviice run on coconut2.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:12 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: is that a shark in your bag?[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:19 pm (UTC)
tell me iit.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:22 pm (UTC)
i think they're supposed to be four digits but who's counting bluhh
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Sollux Captor: i didn't even know you had a plot.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
lol you didnt have to actually say it, just been like HERE'S A FAKE NUMBER
thank2.

FUTURE Sollux (15 MINUTES FROM NOW): Throw your communicator on the ground in anger because Eridan's retarded and gave you the wrong number.


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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:29 pm (UTC)
.D.b
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
ii already explaiined iit ii'm not goiing two do iit agaiin 2croll up iif you want two read iit.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:40 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: NOT THE BEES THEY'RE IN MY EYES[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:10 pm (UTC)
no becau2e ii'm not even lookiing out2iide riight now.
ii'd probably need two go two the roof two 2ee iit.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:13 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:17 pm (UTC)
what.

no ii ju2t don't care enough two get up from where ii am. ii'm liike halfway done wiith thii2 thiing anyway.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:25 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:30 pm (UTC)
no.

2hut up and let me fiinii2h thii2.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR HONEY[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
i feel bad for jenna's inbox
Sollux: Be almost done with your "application" and put in Eridan's frequency number. 612130--

FUCK.

GLUBFUCKER YOU TOLD ME THE WRONG NUMBER.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:47 pm (UTC)
i dont but that's just me
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Sollux Captor: HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURNED[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC)
unlike you i actually have remorse.
YE2 YOU DIID AND NOW IIT REJECTED MY PROGRAM.

Sollux: Throw your communicator on the floor and hope it smashes into a million pieces even though that would be detrimental to helping either of your fellow trolls. But you are just TOO PISSED OFF to care about that and need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Maybe you need to go outside for a while.

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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:58 pm (UTC)
youre such a nice babby
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(no subject) - [personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
(no subject) - [identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)