[ He chuckles a bit at the use of his tag-name in a real life situation, but he doesn't smile. Karkat doesn't smile. I think it's physically impossible for him. ]

[WELL JAPAN IS NOT SURE WHAT HIS REAL NAME he should probably ask. eventually. he just gives him a glance at that.]

I was going to offer preparing something before I left.

[ I honestly have no ideas what the fuck trolls eat, except for Gamzee and Nepeta because they're weird. But anyway, have a suspicious stare. ]

[casual fixing of his hair]

Ah, I do this quite often for those I know.

...For one, I am the one leading. Also, I do not mean to be so forward, but you have a rather bad limp, and such injuries are difficult to fake so consistently. As the Empire of Greater Japan, I do not go into situations unguarded, so if you wish to attack me, you will quickly learn the way of the sword.

Ah, but I believe you are good.

[ though he's an angry one, at least he's giving no indication that he'd actually do any of the above. ]



[ rant rant rant. ]

I see...

[And with an amused side-glance, he holds open the door to the apartment building so Karkat can enter first. LOL WHY. I DON'T KNOW.]

This way.

[ WHICH APARTMENT? Is he moving into Marshall. Oh god is America going to be living with the trollocaust. Anyway, Karkat does enter first without even a thankful glance because HE IS YOUR GOD HE CREATED YOU HE OWES YOU NOTHING. He's followed by Benfromlost. ]

[I LIKE MARSHALL I ALWAYS TAKE PEOPLE TO MARSHALL but if you prefer one feel free.

Japan follows after Benfromlost.]

If there is a room you would like, simply let me know and I will try to recall if it is taken...

[ LOL NOT REALLY Marshall is good. Then I only have to keep track of one apartment yeah!!!!!!! ]

[MARSHALL IT IS.] Ah, on the third floor, with a large group of roommates...

[he trails off and gives a surprisingly serious frown before snapping that away to add on.]

However, I am hoping to move back to my old room. [And, he gestures weakly to 103-104.]

[ you've unleashed a terrible thing, you realize. ]



[ oh how ignorant he is of what is to come. ]

You do not prefer a certain floor?

[points to some random rooms idk.]

There are many free, as far as I know, so... ah, walk into one, I suppose.

[ Karkat angrily pushes his way around Japan and punches the first door he sees. That was so unproductive. Blood might start seeping through his bandages soon, not that Karkat will notice. Too busy screaming at doors. ]

[STARING LMFAO]

T-that room is empty! Go ahead!

[also going to follow. so he can make food. like a normal person. breathes.]

[ Karkat will enter his new abode with an aura of ruthless possession. Yessss. HIS NEW DOMAIN. ...It kinda sucks but honestly it's still better than the fucking meteor. At least here there's furniture. ]



[ Hey, he can be grateful when he wants. He's about to inspect the first thing to fix when he realizes something horrifying:

His blood is starting to seep through his bandages.

Cue him promptly dodging into a nearby closet. Blubbery goddamn pansy. ]

It is no trouble. Ah, if you would like--

[And then closet hiding and curses. WHAT IS GOING ON. STARING.]

W-what?! What is it?! Calm yourself!

A stapler?! Ahhh, surely that will not help..!

[lmfao but he turns to find the first aid kit again before sliding it over on the floor or something idk.]

Have they not been properly treated? I do not understand this type of cultural difference, but...

[ SHOVING IT BACK OUT ANGRILY. ]

[stares at the kit]

S-stitching... You truly work in such a way?

[he doesn't question the blood thing because he is a man who can respect cultural differences okay. but he may mumble later about how he's strange or something. BUT FOR NOW.]

If you are certain a needle is what you need, I have a sewing kit in my room.

[HE REALLY DOESN'T GET IT. WHAT ARE YOU, KARKAT.]

[ HE IS A YOUNG TROLL WITH NOTHING TO LOSE. ]

Uwahhh, I will be right back!

[AND HE RUNS OFF.

He will then get his sewing kit, come back, and slide that to Karkat instead. Yes.]

[ Karkat's just. Chillin in his closet. Clearly this is where he's going to live from now on. THIS IS HIS LAND. IT IS THE LAND OF CLOSETS AND PILLOW FORTS. Alternatively, Land of Lost.

There are some hisses of pain and various curses from within the closet while Karkat puts himself back together. ]