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19 November 2011 @ 06:45 pm

4th wall

SCREW IT.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY.
A WORTHWHILE NETWORK POST WOULD BE WASTED ON THIS GAGGLE OF NEWCOMERS.
ALL OF YOU WANDERING AROUND IN HOPELESS DESTITUTION LIKE A WRIGGLER WHOSE CLOVEN-HOOFED LUSUS HAS BEEN SHOT BY A MORE WORTHY MEMBER OF THE SPECIES.
EXCEPT NONE OF YOU ARE KING OF THE FOREST.
YOU ARE MERELY ORPHANS OF YOUR UNIVERSE DOOMED TO STARVED TO DEATH.
IN CONCLUSION:
凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 25th, 2011 02:54 am (UTC)

[ You're right.

You're right.

Ben from Lost's stare has penetrated deep into Karkat's soul. His gaze is like a glorious comet streaming across the galaxy, ultimately coming in contact with a planet with atmospheric conditions, and after a fiery descent that exceeds God's rain of fire and brimstone, it crashes into the most tender part of the troll's heart.

This phenomenon is the soul-shattering equivalent to the mass extinction of the dinosaurs; the gaze's crash landing has erupted all sorts of emotional debris, which then fly about Karkat's soul and ultimately killing 90% of life.

On a physical level, Karkat explodes in a bloody haze. Red gore is everywhere. The age of the great lizards has ended.

But oh, what's this?

A small wriggler emerges from the husk.