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yourgoddamnit
yourgoddamnit
19 November 2011 @ 06:45 pm
4th wall  
SCREW IT.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY.
A WORTHWHILE NETWORK POST WOULD BE WASTED ON THIS GAGGLE OF NEWCOMERS.
ALL OF YOU WANDERING AROUND IN HOPELESS DESTITUTION LIKE A WRIGGLER WHOSE CLOVEN-HOOFED LUSUS HAS BEEN SHOT BY A MORE WORTHY MEMBER OF THE SPECIES.
EXCEPT NONE OF YOU ARE KING OF THE FOREST.
YOU ARE MERELY ORPHANS OF YOUR UNIVERSE DOOMED TO STARVED TO DEATH.
IN CONCLUSION:
凸(｀⌒´メ)凸
 
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 01:47 am (UTC)
[Voice]
[ here have his immature voice that sounds perpetually annoyed and sarcastic. ]

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[identity profile] travelin-on.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 03:53 am (UTC)
[Voice]
[It's cool, he's used to whiny brats. Also he has not realized you are not human yet...]

Good. That's kind of an important piece of equipment you need to keep safe.

Word of the wise, don't ever barter it to a demon for anything, no matter how good it sounds. Okay?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 05:31 am (UTC)
[Voice]
[ don't rocksalt me bro!!! ]



[ give it time Karkat, maybe you'll think differently when half of your friends are dead. ]
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[identity profile] travelin-on.livejournal.com on November 20th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
[Voice]
[ I'LL CONSIDER IT. Can't promise he won't splash you with holy water though.]

Oh, they're pretty damn good at finding something you'd be willing to sell your soul for. Trust me.

But just stick to that attitude and I think you'll be fine. [Maybe... he might be a little sarcastic there.]
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 21st, 2011 01:06 am (UTC)
[Voice]
[ THAT'S OKAY I'm pretty sure trolls can't drown in holy water... ]



[ KIDDING... kinda. ]

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[identity profile] travelin-on.livejournal.com on November 23rd, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
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[Should we be concerned that they're sort of ...COMMUNICATING on some level here?]

That's pretty cold kid... [He doesn't really know this Vriska so that's more of a note than anything. He doesn't honestly care. Maybe she deserved it?]

Sure thing. [Mysterious Lunatic. He kind of liked the sound of that...]
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 24th, 2011 12:52 am (UTC)
[Voice]
[ how is this happening WHAT IS THIS ]

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