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01 November 2011 @ 02:25 am

( video; English ) I should give him a British accent to make it complete

[ To anyone who knows his title, his costume comes as absolutely no surprise. To any characters who know Karkat, seeing him as a knight is probably the most disorienting thing ever.

But unlike his usual demeanor of raging and screaming, Karkat is actually a little calmer. STILL ANGRY AND LOOKS LIKE HE HATES THE WORLD but not like he's a constant fountain of fury and fuckwords. ]

First I get a creepy fucking doll begging me to whisper my secrets to it
and now I'm wearing its clothing.
Fuck this is confining. How am I supposed to use the bathroom in this?

[ you don't want to know, Karkat. ]

And now I just feel... off.
I am full of feelings that disturb and confuse me.
Like this whole restraining myself for the sake of some bullshit sense of chivalry?
Is this some sort of cosmic punishment? Making me the Knight of Blood in the most literal goddamn sense?
You know what, screw it.
Going to find a maiden, climb her hair, and save her from a plothole of early romantic literature.
I am a vassal to my lord
and my cruel lord is the reality I live in.
This reality. A universe which mocks me even beyond the point that most inconsiderate douche bags would consider to be taking things too far.
I am reaching but I fall and the stars are black and cold.
Bluh and other such bollocks.
I don't even know what that word means but there you go.
At least I don't have to suppress the urge to stab that France guy.

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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 1st, 2011 06:45 am (UTC)
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Oh--You know the story of Rapunzel!

[ Because that is clearly the most important thing??? ]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 3rd, 2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
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[ LMAO WOW FLORA way to prioritize. ]

[ As much as he'd like to go on an insult tirade, he bites his tongue because CHIVALRY MEANS YOU DON'T CURSE OUT THE LADIES. Sucks to be him. ]

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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 8th, 2011 06:05 am (UTC)
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[ She has the best priorities, ok?? ]

Oh well...it's just my favorite story, you know? So...it's good to see that others know it, especially since we all come from different worlds and the like.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 9th, 2011 07:57 pm (UTC)
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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 12th, 2011 09:40 am (UTC)
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It's also a very relate-able tale!

Ah...wrigglers?

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 13th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 16th, 2011 05:25 pm (UTC)
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O-Oh. Maybe I'm the only one who thinks it relatable, then. But no matter! It's a good story, regardless. [ She's just...not going to ask about the noose. Because she probably doesn't want to know... ]

Ah, I see. So where you're from, fairy tales aren't enjoyed by people who are older?

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 19th, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 24th, 2011 08:56 am (UTC)
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Well...yes. Though I wasn't...locked away exactly.

I see! That's kind of sad. Ah...but what's the Imperial Army? It sounds dreadful.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 25th, 2011 12:23 am (UTC)
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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 25th, 2011 02:22 am (UTC)
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Well it wasn't like in the story! I mean, there weren't any witches and...ah...I was only up there so I would be safe, and...[ Yeah she's got nothin'. ]

I see. Sounds like it was an...interesting job to have. [ Or something like that. She has no idea. ]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on November 25th, 2011 05:01 am (UTC)
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verdantventure.livejournal.com on November 26th, 2011 09:50 am (UTC)
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Well...I'm not really sure how to make it more convincing, so.

There isn't anything wrong with knights, though! They're one of the more preferable careers out there, if you ask me.

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