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yourgoddamnit
19 March 2011 @ 06:27 pm
( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska  
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

LET ME TELL YOU THE TALE OF MY WOES, DISCEDO.
AND BY WOES
I MEAN YOU ALL SUCK.
I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A MORE VICIOUS INSULT THAN THAT BECAUSE THIS SITUATION IS TOO FUCKING ABSURD.

SO AFTER YOU THANKLESS FUCKHUMPERS LOCKED ME OUT OF THE HIVE, I WAS LEFT TO WANDER IN THE SUN
WITH ALL THE SUPPLIES I HAD GATHERED FOR YOU SHITHEADS.
AND WHEN I COULDN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE, THE UNIVERSE SHOVED ME IN A FUCKING HOLE.
I ATE ALL OF THE GOOD STUFF OUT OF SPITE WHILST DOWN IN THE DARK ABYSS.
THANKFULLY I FOUND THIS DISFIGURED FANGBEAST WITH ME
MANAGED TO AVOID ITS TERRIBLE CLAWS
AND AM NOW RIDING IT BACK TO OUR HIVE.
I'M ALMOST TOO AFRAID TO GET OFF BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'LL TRY TO ATTACK ME AGAIN.

IF THE DOOR IS STILL LOCKED I WILL HAVE THIS BEAR DROP KICK IT DOWN AND EAT YOU ALL
AND THEN I WILL LAUGH AS I SIT IN THE SANDWICH FACTORY'S KITCHEN.

ALSO I FOUND VRISKA.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SORRY LOT DON'T HAVE ME TO GUIDE YOU, APPARENTLY
YOU LOSE TRACK OF FUCKING EVERYONE.
GOOD JOB, GUYS. YOU HAVE DISPLAYED ABSOLUTELY NO COMPETENCE.
THEREFORE, I'M HOARDING THE TOOTHPASTE ALL TO MYSELF
AND THE SUNBURN GEL.
MY HUSK IS FLAKING AND DISCOLORED THANKS TO MY INVOLUNTARY EXILE.

[ Karkat will be riding Sho's Ronnie the Bear through the city with Vriska in tow. Or has been. Whatev. This is how I come off hiatus, apparently. ]
 
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[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2011 08:33 am (UTC)


Yeah! It's a sonic screwdriver. Everything needs a bit more sonic.

...

Sonic is cool.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 28th, 2011 03:42 am (UTC)
[ Karkat pulls a face when the Doctor mentions how cool the screwdriver is, but at least it isn't deemed a legendary piece of shit. ]



[ He opens the window, throwing the sack inside. ]

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[identity profile] that-bowtie.livejournal.com on March 28th, 2011 06:07 am (UTC)
That's the idea, but you can do a lot more with a sonic screwdriver than you could with, say, a knife. I mean technically you could stab someone with it, but you can't read atmospheres with a knife, or increase frequencies to temporarily deafen your sound-sensitive enemies, or... or unlock windows without causing damage that'd have to be fixed later.

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