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yourgoddamnit
19 March 2011 @ 06:27 pm
( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska  
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

LET ME TELL YOU THE TALE OF MY WOES, DISCEDO.
AND BY WOES
I MEAN YOU ALL SUCK.
I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A MORE VICIOUS INSULT THAN THAT BECAUSE THIS SITUATION IS TOO FUCKING ABSURD.

SO AFTER YOU THANKLESS FUCKHUMPERS LOCKED ME OUT OF THE HIVE, I WAS LEFT TO WANDER IN THE SUN
WITH ALL THE SUPPLIES I HAD GATHERED FOR YOU SHITHEADS.
AND WHEN I COULDN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE, THE UNIVERSE SHOVED ME IN A FUCKING HOLE.
I ATE ALL OF THE GOOD STUFF OUT OF SPITE WHILST DOWN IN THE DARK ABYSS.
THANKFULLY I FOUND THIS DISFIGURED FANGBEAST WITH ME
MANAGED TO AVOID ITS TERRIBLE CLAWS
AND AM NOW RIDING IT BACK TO OUR HIVE.
I'M ALMOST TOO AFRAID TO GET OFF BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'LL TRY TO ATTACK ME AGAIN.

IF THE DOOR IS STILL LOCKED I WILL HAVE THIS BEAR DROP KICK IT DOWN AND EAT YOU ALL
AND THEN I WILL LAUGH AS I SIT IN THE SANDWICH FACTORY'S KITCHEN.

ALSO I FOUND VRISKA.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SORRY LOT DON'T HAVE ME TO GUIDE YOU, APPARENTLY
YOU LOSE TRACK OF FUCKING EVERYONE.
GOOD JOB, GUYS. YOU HAVE DISPLAYED ABSOLUTELY NO COMPETENCE.
THEREFORE, I'M HOARDING THE TOOTHPASTE ALL TO MYSELF
AND THE SUNBURN GEL.
MY HUSK IS FLAKING AND DISCOLORED THANKS TO MY INVOLUNTARY EXILE.

[ Karkat will be riding Sho's Ronnie the Bear through the city with Vriska in tow. Or has been. Whatev. This is how I come off hiatus, apparently. ]
 
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[identity profile] vespaaaa.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)
[voice]
[oh boy. if she was a couple of years younger she'd be able to justify having a jealous tantrum, you have no idea.]

So it's a free-for-all once you're done with your bear derby? You should give it a name, get attached, teach it its place, you know?

...

I MISS MY RIDE.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:17 am (UTC)
[voice]
[ join the thirteen year olds in their constant tantrums. you know you want to. ]

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[identity profile] vespaaaa.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
[voice]
[she wants to. SHE SHALL.]

Is that what bears eat? Ain't sure that's what bears go for, kid. Unless you point him the right way, I don't know...

[angrysad strangled wail that sounds vaguely like 'MY BABYYYY'--

... heeeave, and.]

Nah, 'm done. It's yellow and has wheels and handlebars if you see it, 'kay? Walking is just SUCH A DRAG.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:45 am (UTC)
[voice]


[ There is one horrible moment where Karkat things he will have to face/bear, due to the lack of a nearby desk, but he is relieved when there is no immediate wailing. ]

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