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19 March 2011 @ 06:27 pm

( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

LET ME TELL YOU THE TALE OF MY WOES, DISCEDO.
AND BY WOES
I MEAN YOU ALL SUCK.
I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A MORE VICIOUS INSULT THAN THAT BECAUSE THIS SITUATION IS TOO FUCKING ABSURD.

SO AFTER YOU THANKLESS FUCKHUMPERS LOCKED ME OUT OF THE HIVE, I WAS LEFT TO WANDER IN THE SUN
WITH ALL THE SUPPLIES I HAD GATHERED FOR YOU SHITHEADS.
AND WHEN I COULDN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE, THE UNIVERSE SHOVED ME IN A FUCKING HOLE.
I ATE ALL OF THE GOOD STUFF OUT OF SPITE WHILST DOWN IN THE DARK ABYSS.
THANKFULLY I FOUND THIS DISFIGURED FANGBEAST WITH ME
MANAGED TO AVOID ITS TERRIBLE CLAWS
AND AM NOW RIDING IT BACK TO OUR HIVE.
I'M ALMOST TOO AFRAID TO GET OFF BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'LL TRY TO ATTACK ME AGAIN.

IF THE DOOR IS STILL LOCKED I WILL HAVE THIS BEAR DROP KICK IT DOWN AND EAT YOU ALL
AND THEN I WILL LAUGH AS I SIT IN THE SANDWICH FACTORY'S KITCHEN.

ALSO I FOUND VRISKA.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SORRY LOT DON'T HAVE ME TO GUIDE YOU, APPARENTLY
YOU LOSE TRACK OF FUCKING EVERYONE.
GOOD JOB, GUYS. YOU HAVE DISPLAYED ABSOLUTELY NO COMPETENCE.
THEREFORE, I'M HOARDING THE TOOTHPASTE ALL TO MYSELF
AND THE SUNBURN GEL.
MY HUSK IS FLAKING AND DISCOLORED THANKS TO MY INVOLUNTARY EXILE.

[ Karkat will be riding Sho's Ronnie the Bear through the city with Vriska in tow. Or has been. Whatev. This is how I come off hiatus, apparently. ]

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lonelyglub.livejournal.com on March 19th, 2011 10:56 pm (UTC)

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 19th, 2011 11:32 pm (UTC)

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lonelyglub.livejournal.com on March 19th, 2011 11:49 pm (UTC)

[And then Eridan jumped out the window with his gun on his back and his science wand well hidden.]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC)

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lonelyglub.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:32 am (UTC)

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 12:38 am (UTC)

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 20th, 2011 09:07 pm (UTC)

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2011 04:10 am (UTC)

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lonelyglub.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2011 04:13 am (UTC)

[That is the sound of Eridan trying to climb up a streetlamp as the bear trio go by. And yes, even in his fit of keysmashing for his life, he doubles his vs and ws. Nicely done, Eridan. Nicely. Done.]

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