05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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Chuck Shurley | God: = eyebrows[personal profile] paterelohim on February 6th, 2011 09:12 am (UTC)
I bet if he got fixed the mountains would explode.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 09:14 am (UTC)
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Chuck Shurley | God: = the fuck is this[personal profile] paterelohim on February 6th, 2011 09:19 am (UTC)
Uh... if he got fixed? Like- neutered?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 03:39 am (UTC)
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Chuck Shurley | God: = welp[personal profile] paterelohim on February 8th, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
Uh, I don't know! I wasn't exactly suggesting it, just- just speculating.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:47 am (UTC)
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Chuck Shurley | God: = fake bitch can't write[personal profile] paterelohim on February 9th, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
What's your problem? Everyone gets their dogs fixed. It's not exactly a huge stretch.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 05:47 am (UTC)
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Chuck Shurley | God: = that's what you think[personal profile] paterelohim on February 9th, 2011 06:03 am (UTC)
Okay, look, why don't you go and try to control pet overpopulation instead? This is kind of something we've been doing forever. It's better than too many dogs crowding cities, dying on the street, and being put down in shelters.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 06:07 am (UTC)
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Chuck Shurley | God[personal profile] paterelohim on February 9th, 2011 06:43 am (UTC)
Yeah, but you're pretty weird too. So we're even.

We do it to help them, like I said- if there are more dogs than people willing to adopt them, then they overbreed, they get caught and taken to pet shelters and stuff, and when there are no homes they get put down. Or they never get caught and just overbreed, decimate local wildlife, and get hit by cars. If they get fixed then they can screw all they want without breeding.
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