05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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[identity profile] postasskicking.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:35 am (UTC)
You have your weapons at least.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:38 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] postasskicking.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:39 am (UTC)
[...] If this is what havin' children is like I don't want any. What sorta questions.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:44 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] postasskicking.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:49 am (UTC)
It means having sandwich moochers.

Do me a favor. Hold up your hand.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:58 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] postasskicking.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:00 am (UTC)
It's the only way to find Sawyer. Can't leave the guy lost forever y'know.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:03 am (UTC)
[ IMMEDIATELY HOLDS UP HIS HAND.

It's probably dirty and has some of Eridan's blood caked on it. He keeps picking up the shit Eridan keeps dropping, after all.
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[identity profile] postasskicking.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:05 am (UTC)
[d;asljkf note to self: stop messing with Karkat. It's just too cruel. But that was easier than he figured.]

How many fingers you see?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:08 am (UTC)


[ that is the correct answer anyway. ]
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