05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 08:41 pm (UTC)
2/2
[ Aaaand, back now. ]

yeah ii can.
ii thiink ii wa2 goiing about iit the wrong way at fiir2t.


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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 09:04 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: i didn't even know you had a plot.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
ii wa2 goiing two try make iit a challenge by tryiing two tackle thii2 app 2y2tem 2hiit.
becau2e ii'm really fuckiing bored.
but ii'm ju2t done wiith thii2 whole thiing.
iit'2 2o backward2 that ii have to get 2tupiider to fiigure out how iit works.
iit'2 ju2t getting more annoyiing than iintere2tiing.

anyway, ii hacked eriidan'2 comm.
they're at the lake.
[MORE SPECIFIC LOCATION HERE.]

do you want me two go along.
they 2ound liike they've had 2liime.
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 10:30 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 10:43 pm (UTC)
well yeah.
ii'm an amaziing hacker.

ok.
2hould we a2k 2omeone el2e to help u2?
becau2e ii'm not real 2trong wiith thii2 chiip iin me.
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 11:37 pm (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: take those fucking masks off.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
woah ok.
ii don't want to turn thii2 iinto a freakiing party or 2omethiing.
even though iit kiind of ii2 a 2earch party.
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[identity profile] freeglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 12:10 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 12:23 am (UTC)
you get np, ii'll get kn.
before eriidan doe2 2omethiing 2tupiid on porpoii2e agaiin.


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