05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:21 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:22 am (UTC)
I hope you have a way to defend yourself.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:23 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:25 am (UTC)
I'd ask if you're being serious, but...

[ van form? what the? ]
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:27 am (UTC)


[ it's like the smoke monster but a van.

I have only seen the very last episode of Lost. Behold my accuracy on everything.
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:29 am (UTC)
Your life is in perpetual danger even in the city itself.

[ omg you are all nuts. ]
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:37 am (UTC)
[ yes. yes we are. ]

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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
Are you done freaking out yet?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:32 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:35 am (UTC)
I already saw. His stitches are bleeding, nothing more unless he didn't show me all the places he's bleeding.

Though I have no idea who this Jack is.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:31 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 06:01 pm (UTC)
I give up.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 03:39 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 01:15 pm (UTC)
I honestly don't want to.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:41 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:45 am (UTC)
Mmmhm.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:49 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
I would rest for the time being. You can always search later.

[ god he should just stop talking. ]
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:54 am (UTC)
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