05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:59 am (UTC)
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Marco the Phoenix: Keep talking[personal profile] fierybluebird on February 5th, 2011 07:05 am (UTC)
Are you sure it's not Discedo?

He probably was eaten by the monsters then. That's what happens to most stranded denizens, eh.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:14 am (UTC)
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Marco the Phoenix: cool breeze[personal profile] fierybluebird on February 6th, 2011 02:50 am (UTC)
Or 50% of the islands on the Grand Line.

Now to just find which monsters are edible.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:07 am (UTC)
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Marco the Phoenix: amused[personal profile] fierybluebird on February 6th, 2011 03:10 am (UTC)
But not exactly the only thing you'd want to live off, eh.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:33 am (UTC)
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Marco the Phoenix: OH-SHIT[personal profile] fierybluebird on February 7th, 2011 05:39 am (UTC)
He got what?

By who?

Damn it. Is he all right?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 8th, 2011 03:35 am (UTC)
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Marco the Phoenix: uncertain[personal profile] fierybluebird on February 8th, 2011 04:05 am (UTC)
Okay, I'm not familiar with troll anatomy, I'm assuming you guys don't regenerate?
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 9th, 2011 04:48 am (UTC)
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Marco the Phoenix: Is that so?[personal profile] fierybluebird on February 9th, 2011 05:30 am (UTC)
Is there anything else that can help? Bandages and stuff?
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