05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 05:49 am (UTC)
oh now you want me two be 2en2atiive.
ok let me coddle you liike a grub.
oh poor kk
look at hiim and all hii2 problem2
iit'2 all ju2t two much for hiim two take 2o now he'2 runniing around liike a douchebag
pretendiing two be on an ii2land.
look2 liike you were ju2t fuckiing around iin the water two me.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:07 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC)
you look liike you're goiing two collap2e and you want two go out 2olviing my2teriie2 and 2hiit?
here ii'll 2olve them for you, iit wa2 eriidan the whole tiime.
he would have gotten away wiith iit iif iit weren't for all of kanaya'2 meddliing.
2o get iin your van and get your bulge back two the hiive.


Edited 2011-02-05 06:41 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:43 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 06:48 am (UTC)
ii wa2 kiiddiing about the van dumba22.



you're really not lookiing good kk.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:53 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: Almost Gendo pose.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:00 am (UTC)
yeah ok 2uper 2eriiou2 about the van whatever.

you aren't bleediing are you.
giive me better viideo of your 2urround2iing2.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:05 am (UTC)


[ but showing it around... and yeah definitely Discedo, not an island. idk where they are but I'm going to guess somewhere close to the lake. ]

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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:12 am (UTC)
[ Not that Sol knows what most of Discedo looks like. ]

but you were before.
awe2ome.
2top eatiing weiird 2hiit for an hour.
ii'll fiigure out 2omethiing.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:16 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:28 am (UTC)
no ii'm not.
ii'm goiing two try two hack your communiicator two try and fiind the dii2tance between your2 and miine.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 07:31 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor: i didn't even know you had a plot.[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 07:52 am (UTC)
1/2
can you 2hut up for two 2econd2.
troll jegu2 ii'm tryiing two hack here and thii2 ii2n't even a normal computer.
there'2 no way two create executeable fiile2
unle22 ii try and "create" an appliicatiion.
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 5th, 2011 08:03 am (UTC)
let alone try and make a fuckiing ~ATH fiile.
iit'2 2omethiing completely diifferent.
and iit'2 really weak.
can thii2 2hiit even 2upport multiiple paradiigm2?
WHO THE HELL EVEN MADE THII2.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:29 am (UTC)


Normally you would mask your terrible computer skills by bullshitting your way to an understanding, but that would require some sort of computing device. Which you don't have. You are on an island. To have a computer would just be silly.


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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 05:13 am (UTC)
come on kk.
2nap out of iit.
you 2ound liike you've really me22ed up your thiink pan.
and ii don't want my friiend two 2uddenly be retarded.
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:22 am (UTC)
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Sollux Captor[personal profile] biwinning on February 6th, 2011 05:31 am (UTC)
MILLIONS OF EDITS
actually.
fuckiing nevermiind.
fiind your own way off your cod damn ii2land.


-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--

[And of course, he winds up helping anyway.]

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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 05:34 am (UTC)
ALL THE EDITS. ALL OF THEM.
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