05 February 2011 @ 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.  
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
 
 
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:37 am (UTC)


Why would you do that? It's not like Discedo was Troll Heaven. In fact it's basically like if Alternia had a retarded neighbor that shit itself every day. The Island of Lost is just a tropical version.






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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:42 am (UTC)




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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 05:59 am (UTC)




He was indeed a glorious flipperbeast minion, if a little impudent at times. Why, his last words to you were "go to hell Karkat (Dood)." You're showing remarkable patience for not slapping the shit out of the little bastard. And he always leaves only to return to you!

Come to think of it, you have a terrible habit of surrounding yourselves with fickle overly emotional assholes.



Case in point.


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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:07 am (UTC)



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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 06:19 am (UTC)




Your assistance includes picking up the coconuts he dropped along the way. Should he have a bad fishing day, you'll have these unappetizing yet nutritional food items. In fact, you have already started to peel away the outer layer in order to reach the juicy pulp inside.



Ouch coconuts are harder than you thought. Maybe you'll just open a coconut with yet another coconut.

Flawless logic.
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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 5th, 2011 02:55 pm (UTC)




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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 03:50 am (UTC)


No. Notice how the above command was directed at YOU, not Eridan. You may be sick as shit right now in addition to being lost on an island, but until the white bucket man shows up, you feel nothing but irritation at your current predicament.


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[identity profile] lonelyglub.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 04:52 am (UTC)
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[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on February 6th, 2011 06:47 am (UTC)
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