yourgoddamnit: (I HAVE RECRUITED MORE WARRIORS)
yourgoddamnit ([personal profile] yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am

( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.

[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news.
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ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.


benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
If you are embarrassed by it then simply say it's personal. I won't inquire any further. Though I still doubt that the monster would know that.

Unless he is listening to you right now.

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you have a way to defend yourself.

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'd ask if you're being serious, but...

[ van form? what the? ]

[identity profile] yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:27 am (UTC)(link)


[ it's like the smoke monster but a van.

I have only seen the very last episode of Lost. Behold my accuracy on everything.
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[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Your life is in perpetual danger even in the city itself.

[ omg you are all nuts. ]

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-05 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you done freaking out yet?

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-06 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
I already saw. His stitches are bleeding, nothing more unless he didn't show me all the places he's bleeding.

Though I have no idea who this Jack is.

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-08 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I honestly don't want to.

[identity profile] wishsrequiem.livejournal.com 2011-02-09 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I would rest for the time being. You can always search later.

[ god he should just stop talking. ]