( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.

[yourgoddamnit]

[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.

It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.

The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]

ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE

FOR WE HAVE FOUND

THE ISLAND OF LOST.

benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast

Comments

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

wow.
ok.
do ii need to track you guy2 down becau2e thii2 ii2 gettiing really 2tupiid.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

giive me your communiicator frequency.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

THAT'2 NOT WHAT II MEANT DUMBFUCK.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

ii meant the fuckiing DEVIICE YOU'RE U2IING RIIGHT NOW.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

are you 2eriiou2.
are you ju2t fuckiing wiith me riight now.
"hahah goiing two pretend ii'm not U2IING THE DAMN THIING RIIGHT NOW 2o ii can pii22 around on thii2 'ii2land' and probably diie."
iif kk wa2n't wiith you riight now ii'd let you.
but he ii2 2o are you really goiing two make me go through the long way of tryiing two deriive iit from the me22age2 ii'm receiiviing from you a2 you U2E THE COMMUNIICATOR THAT APPARENTLY DOE2N'T EXII2T IIN YOUR DENTED THIINK PAN.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

eriidan
what are you typiing wiith.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

that'2 a rock.

ok ii am done wiith thii2 2teamiing piile of hoofbea2t 2hiit.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

ii wa2 goiing two try and take your2 and karkat'2 frequenciie2 and u2e theiir broadca2tiing 2iignal two mea2ure dii2tance between miine.
iit wouldn't tell me where you were, ju2t dii2tance amount, becau2e the2e deviice2 miight a2 well be runniing on fuckiing rock2 wiith 2uch a low memory acce22.
but iif that dii2tance ii2 bigger than the ciity then yeah ok maybe you are on an ii2land.
and iif iit ii2n't, iit ju2t mean2 you're on the fuckiing beach liike a moron.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

WRONG ONE...

[biwinning]

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[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

Sollux: Appreciate the heartfelt apology.

Yeah, right. It wasn't anywhere near heartfelt. He's just saying it because he's clearly out of his mind. You even feel somewhat disgusted that you're still talking to him, but you need his frequency number to triangulate the signal.

you aren't goiing two diie.
ju2t.
2ee that number on your 2creen?
on your deviice run on coconut2.

[lonelyglub.livejournal.com]

[biwinning]

tell me iit.

i think they're supposed to be four digits but who's counting bluhh

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