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yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am
yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.
It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.
The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]
ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE
FOR WE HAVE FOUND
THE ISLAND OF LOST.
benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.
The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]
ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE
FOR WE HAVE FOUND
THE ISLAND OF LOST.
benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
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what are you typiing wiith.
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ok ii am done wiith thii2 2teamiing piile of hoofbea2t 2hiit.
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iit wouldn't tell me where you were, ju2t dii2tance amount, becau2e the2e deviice2 miight a2 well be runniing on fuckiing rock2 wiith 2uch a low memory acce22.
but iif that dii2tance ii2 bigger than the ciity then yeah ok maybe you are on an ii2land.
and iif iit ii2n't, iit ju2t mean2 you're on the fuckiing beach liike a moron.
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WRONG ONE...
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Yeah, right. It wasn't anywhere near heartfelt. He's just saying it because he's clearly out of his mind. You even feel somewhat disgusted that you're still talking to him, but you need his frequency number to triangulate the signal.
you aren't goiing two diie.
ju2t.
2ee that number on your 2creen?
on your deviice run on coconut2.
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i think they're supposed to be four digits but who's counting bluhh
lol you didnt have to actually say it, just been like HERE'S A FAKE NUMBER
FUTURE Sollux (15 MINUTES FROM NOW): Throw your communicator on the ground in anger because Eridan's retarded and gave you the wrong number.
.D.b
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ii'd probably need two go two the roof two 2ee iit.
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no ii ju2t don't care enough two get up from where ii am. ii'm liike halfway done wiith thii2 thiing anyway.
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2hut up and let me fiinii2h thii2.
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i feel bad for jenna's inbox
FUCK.
GLUBFUCKER YOU TOLD ME THE WRONG NUMBER.
i dont but that's just me
unlike you i actually have remorse.
youre such a nice babby
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