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25 January 2011 @ 08:50 pm

( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED TO TYPE "CG:" IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY COMMENTS. JUST PRETEND IT'S THERE.

FIRST, FUCK YOU ALL FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SLEEP. "BLUH BLUH I'VE BEEN GETTING POOR SLEEP FOR DAYS! I FEEL ANGRY!" WELCOME TO MY DAILY EXISTENCE YOU SAD SACKS OF CRAP. UNLESS YOUR DREAMS ARE HAUNTED WITH UNMENTIONABLE TERRORS THAT PUT THE YEARS OF BLOODY NIGHTMARES TO SHAME, I DON'T PITY YOU. NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER.

IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT COMPLAINING TO THE PUBLIC (WHO ARE JUST AS TIRED AND IRRITABLE AS YOU, IF NOT MORE SO) ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROBLEMS, DON'T. GET OVER YOURSELF. ANYONE WHO GETS THE URGE TO WHINE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SPARE THE REST OF US THE REDUNDANCY BY INTRODUCING THEIR LOBE STEM TO A HATCHET.

TO ANSWER THOSE OF YOU CURIOUS: YES, YOU ARE GOING CRAZY. I KNOW. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING CITY OF ME OUT THERE.

WELCOME TO KARKAT HELL.

DESPITE EVERYTHING, I DO SYMPATHIZE WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO KNEW ONE OF THOSE THAT DISAPPEARED. I WASN'T PERSONALLY AFFILIATED TO ANY OF THEM, BUT THOUGH I'M A BATSHIT ASSHOLE, I'M NOT HEARTLESS. I HOPE YOU FIND THEM. I REALLY DO.

APPARENTLY TWO OF MY DUMPASS FRIENDS ARE ON THE CASE. IT'S LIKE TWO SEA-FARING DETECTIVES WHO APPEAR TO HAVE HAD SIMULTANEOUS BRAIN HEMORRHAGES, LEAVING BEHIND FILTH-INGESTING HUSKS THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT PROLIFERATE THEIR OWN STUPIDITY. YES, THEY WILL NO DOUBT FIND THE MISSING.

ALSO QUESTION

IS IT JUST ME

OR IS REALITY SLOWLY TURNING INTO THAT MOVIE? YOU KNOW, "UNNAMED BLUE-BLOOD NARRATOR IS A BLAND NONENTITY THAT HAS AN UNSATISFACTORY LIFE; MONOPOLIZES ON OTHERS' MISERY IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE EMOTIONAL RELEASE; ENTERS INTO SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH EXCEPTIONALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE CLEANING ORANGE-BLOODED PRODUCT MANUFACTURER; HIS PERSONALITY IS COMPLEMENTARY TO THE PROTAGONIST'S; DIRECTOR INSERTS ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER INTO SINGLE FRAMES IN ORDER TO CREATE A SUBLIMINAL EFFECT AND THEREBY INTRODUCE THE THEME OF ALTERED PERCEPTIONS OF REALITY TO THE AUDIENCE; PROTAGONIST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY CULL HIS MORE WORTHY COUNTERPART BUT INSTEAD ENGAGES HIM IN STAGED BATTLES; THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB; THE SECOND RULE IS A REITERATION OF THE FIRST AS AN EMPHASIS OF ITS IMPORTANCE; ETC..."

EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SEEING TROLL EDWARD NORTON I KEEP SEEING FLASHES OF SOME SNEERING PALE FUCKER WITH RED EYES.

GOD I HATE THAT GUY.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 07:43 am (UTC)
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[ may have accidentally vaguely insinuated that Japan might be a friend. he didn't mean to!! ;w;

Karkat will just take a seat... somewhere nearby. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 07:46 am (UTC)
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I-is that so... [Japan will jsut frown and think about this.

Then think more about when he first arrived...]

...Around... April. I have been here for 9 or 10 months... I suppose.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 07:53 am (UTC)
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[ Karkat nods, mentally trying to convert... whatever trolls have into human months. It's quite a while, but not a surprising amount of time to be stuck somewhere. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 07:55 am (UTC)
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Perhaps every couple weeks. If it is not due to chip removal, then the scientists may have caused something, or there is some sort of war related issue... G-ghosts, as well. Ah.

Sometimes, there are warnings. Other times, it is very much unexpected.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:05 am (UTC)
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[ completely unfazed by the ghost comment. ARADIA, MAN. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:07 am (UTC)
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It is up to the doctors to decide whether someone's chip should be removed... Ah, I believe there is a house of sorts to stay in during chip removal.

However, most are far too stubborn to listen to that sort of thing. It is difficult to maintain order when there are so many of "those" types of characters.

In my case, at least, I have a vague idea of what could happen would mine be removed... Ahh, I wish to, but trust is an issue.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:14 am (UTC)
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[ SCOWLING. ALWAYS. but as the conversation shifts from the city's inhabitants to personally getting chips removed, his scowl evolves into one of frustration rather than blind hate.

I don't know what this looks like but I'm sure Karkat can pull it off. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:20 am (UTC)
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I cannot be sure. An issue of power and advantage, I suppose. I personally plan on warning those I know in advance.

Ah... As a country, based on the others, it seems I would be forced to relive history. It is rather strange and involves becoming a child again and memory loss. ...My teenage years were also a bit.. ah, well. I am not sure how I would act.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:24 am (UTC)
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[ Look at the bright side, Japan. Karkat honestly doesn't care what your history was like, how you'd act, or what year you're from. You are forever Douchebag Japan. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
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[he'll just be over here, smiling a little and finishing making the sandwiches...]

I will keep that in mind.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:33 am (UTC)
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[ Karkat is now giving weird looks because WHY ARE YOU SMILING THIS IS STRANGE. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:34 am (UTC)
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[DOES NOT NOTICE...]

Ah, do you like tea?

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:39 am (UTC)
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[ notice how he doesn't say "I should bring her some" because THE LAST THING HE WANTS IS TO ENCOURAGE HER RED FEELINGS. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:44 am (UTC)
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Uwahh, is that so? Perhaps I should bring her some at some point.

[red feelings are cute though karkat go bring her some gosh]

What sort of drink, then... Ah, coffee seems rather odd for someone your age, but...

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:46 am (UTC)
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[ HAVE HER CRUSH ON YOU INSTEAD OF ME is what he's hoping for. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:49 am (UTC)
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Very well.

[ANNNND bringing over sandwich and some water. ;3;]

Here you are.

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 07:37 pm (UTC)
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[ There is no proper reply but this one: ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 07:51 pm (UTC)
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[you are the best]

Ah... is something the matter? [hey Japan stops smiling for now!!]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:03 pm (UTC)
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[ yes I am ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 26th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
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A-ah... so that is... a face of enjoying.

[B-BOWS HIS HEAD LIKE OKAY and just... eats a sandwich too

aw yeah]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 29th, 2011 09:01 am (UTC)
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[ your nickname may change from "douchebag" to "the sandwich factory" now. is that improvement. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 29th, 2011 05:12 pm (UTC)
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I have no trouble with that, though you may end up meeting Seifer-san if you continue to visit... [which actually, he's not sure if their arguing would be a good thing or a bad thing

OH WELL]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 30th, 2011 06:35 am (UTC)
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[ unlike America he actually swallows the food in his mouth before talking. ]

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asideglance.livejournal.com on January 30th, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
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...He is a friend of mine with blonde hair and a scar. [he traces where the scar would be with his finger]

Ah, also, he is quite tall and frowns quite often! [explaining appearance explains who a person is right...]

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yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com on January 30th, 2011 07:04 am (UTC)
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[ rolling his eyes and going back to his sandwich. ]