yourgoddamnit | ( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

( text ) Karkat: Break the first rule of Fight Club.

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

I'M TOO FUCKING TIRED TO TYPE "CG:" IN FRONT OF ALL OF MY COMMENTS. JUST PRETEND IT'S THERE.

FIRST, FUCK YOU ALL FOR COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR LACK OF SLEEP. "BLUH BLUH I'VE BEEN GETTING POOR SLEEP FOR DAYS! I FEEL ANGRY!" WELCOME TO MY DAILY EXISTENCE YOU SAD SACKS OF CRAP. UNLESS YOUR DREAMS ARE HAUNTED WITH UNMENTIONABLE TERRORS THAT PUT THE YEARS OF BLOODY NIGHTMARES TO SHAME, I DON'T PITY YOU. NOT EVEN IN THE SLIGHTEST. NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER.

IF YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT COMPLAINING TO THE PUBLIC (WHO ARE JUST AS TIRED AND IRRITABLE AS YOU, IF NOT MORE SO) ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PROBLEMS, DON'T. GET OVER YOURSELF. ANYONE WHO GETS THE URGE TO WHINE SHOULD IMMEDIATELY SPARE THE REST OF US THE REDUNDANCY BY INTRODUCING THEIR LOBE STEM TO A HATCHET.

TO ANSWER THOSE OF YOU CURIOUS: YES, YOU ARE GOING CRAZY. I KNOW. IT'S LIKE THERE'S A WHOLE FUCKING CITY OF ME OUT THERE.

WELCOME TO KARKAT HELL.

DESPITE EVERYTHING, I DO SYMPATHIZE WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO KNEW ONE OF THOSE THAT DISAPPEARED. I WASN'T PERSONALLY AFFILIATED TO ANY OF THEM, BUT THOUGH I'M A BATSHIT ASSHOLE, I'M NOT HEARTLESS. I HOPE YOU FIND THEM. I REALLY DO.

APPARENTLY TWO OF MY DUMPASS FRIENDS ARE ON THE CASE. IT'S LIKE TWO SEA-FARING DETECTIVES WHO APPEAR TO HAVE HAD SIMULTANEOUS BRAIN HEMORRHAGES, LEAVING BEHIND FILTH-INGESTING HUSKS THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT PROLIFERATE THEIR OWN STUPIDITY. YES, THEY WILL NO DOUBT FIND THE MISSING.

ALSO QUESTION

IS IT JUST ME

OR IS REALITY SLOWLY TURNING INTO THAT MOVIE? YOU KNOW, "UNNAMED BLUE-BLOOD NARRATOR IS A BLAND NONENTITY THAT HAS AN UNSATISFACTORY LIFE; MONOPOLIZES ON OTHERS' MISERY IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE EMOTIONAL RELEASE; ENTERS INTO SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH EXCEPTIONALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE CLEANING ORANGE-BLOODED PRODUCT MANUFACTURER; HIS PERSONALITY IS COMPLEMENTARY TO THE PROTAGONIST'S; DIRECTOR INSERTS ATTRACTIVE CHARACTER INTO SINGLE FRAMES IN ORDER TO CREATE A SUBLIMINAL EFFECT AND THEREBY INTRODUCE THE THEME OF ALTERED PERCEPTIONS OF REALITY TO THE AUDIENCE; PROTAGONIST DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY CULL HIS MORE WORTHY COUNTERPART BUT INSTEAD ENGAGES HIM IN STAGED BATTLES; THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS THAT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB; THE SECOND RULE IS A REITERATION OF THE FIRST AS AN EMPHASIS OF ITS IMPORTANCE; ETC..."

EXCEPT INSTEAD OF SEEING TROLL EDWARD NORTON I KEEP SEEING FLASHES OF SOME SNEERING PALE FUCKER WITH RED EYES.

GOD I HATE THAT GUY.

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[ I'VE BEEN DOING HOMESTUCK STYLE LOGS WITH AMERICA ALL NIGHT I'M TOO LAZY TO DO IT HERE TOO. For now.

So a minute later, Japan will get a knock at the door. It's actually more akin to him tiredly slamming the palm of his hand against the door.

At least he's waiting for Japan to actually answer the door. ]

[HAHA I would get tired of doing that too... Anyway Japan's shocked by this, and answers the door hesitantly.. Only because of the paranoia.

He moves to let Karkat in]

Ah, greetings.

[ pushing right on in. he's moving a little bit better, but he still has a stiffness from his injuries. ]

[closing and locking the door because there are creepers outside okay!!!]

...I still do not understand that sort of name. Ignoring that, however, I will prepare food while I speak..

Ah. To be honest, I am not sure where to start. Strange events have happened continuously since I first arrived in this city.

[ may have accidentally vaguely insinuated that Japan might be a friend. he didn't mean to!! ;w;

Karkat will just take a seat... somewhere nearby. ]

I-is that so... [Japan will jsut frown and think about this.

Then think more about when he first arrived...]

...Around... April. I have been here for 9 or 10 months... I suppose.

[ Karkat nods, mentally trying to convert... whatever trolls have into human months. It's quite a while, but not a surprising amount of time to be stuck somewhere. ]

Perhaps every couple weeks. If it is not due to chip removal, then the scientists may have caused something, or there is some sort of war related issue... G-ghosts, as well. Ah.

Sometimes, there are warnings. Other times, it is very much unexpected.

[ completely unfazed by the ghost comment. ARADIA, MAN. ]

It is up to the doctors to decide whether someone's chip should be removed... Ah, I believe there is a house of sorts to stay in during chip removal.

However, most are far too stubborn to listen to that sort of thing. It is difficult to maintain order when there are so many of "those" types of characters.

In my case, at least, I have a vague idea of what could happen would mine be removed... Ahh, I wish to, but trust is an issue.

[ SCOWLING. ALWAYS. but as the conversation shifts from the city's inhabitants to personally getting chips removed, his scowl evolves into one of frustration rather than blind hate.

I don't know what this looks like but I'm sure Karkat can pull it off. ]

Edited 2011-01-26 08:15 (UTC)

I cannot be sure. An issue of power and advantage, I suppose. I personally plan on warning those I know in advance.

Ah... As a country, based on the others, it seems I would be forced to relive history. It is rather strange and involves becoming a child again and memory loss. ...My teenage years were also a bit.. ah, well. I am not sure how I would act.

[ Look at the bright side, Japan. Karkat honestly doesn't care what your history was like, how you'd act, or what year you're from. You are forever Douchebag Japan. ]

[he'll just be over here, smiling a little and finishing making the sandwiches...]

I will keep that in mind.

[ Karkat is now giving weird looks because WHY ARE YOU SMILING THIS IS STRANGE. ]

[DOES NOT NOTICE...]

Ah, do you like tea?

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text awww yeah B)

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