[Oh Lord, new favourite person on the planet hello]

There are an unfortunate number of French humans and they're all incredibly pitiful, at least the few who aren't as insufferably proud and immature as their nation. The frog is a complete mess, can't go a decade without collapsing in on herself, yet she loves to act as if she's so superior when everyone knows how pathetic she is! It's infuriating! Every time I see her smug face I want to punch it in! [Wait, weren't they talking about Francis... Oh well...] I have no clue how either of them have survived this long!