4th wall

[yourgoddamnit]

SCREW IT.
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO TRY.
A WORTHWHILE NETWORK POST WOULD BE WASTED ON THIS GAGGLE OF NEWCOMERS.
ALL OF YOU WANDERING AROUND IN HOPELESS DESTITUTION LIKE A WRIGGLER WHOSE CLOVEN-HOOFED LUSUS HAS BEEN SHOT BY A MORE WORTHY MEMBER OF THE SPECIES.
EXCEPT NONE OF YOU ARE KING OF THE FOREST.
YOU ARE MERELY ORPHANS OF YOUR UNIVERSE DOOMED TO STARVED TO DEATH.
IN CONCLUSION:
凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

Comments

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[sopor]

WeLl, I bEeN kIcKiNg It PrEtTy ChIlL uNiTl I gOt AlL tO bE gEtTiNg My MoThErFuCkInG lOsT oN. mAyBe A mOtHeRfUcKeR fOrGoT wHaT wAs HapPeNiNg.
I dOn'T rEmEmBeR nO jApAn ThOuGh.
Or WhErEvEr ThE mOtHerFucK wE aRe PreSeNtLy JaMmInG aT. :o(

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[sopor]

WeLl, I tOtAlLy GoTtA tAkE iN ThE mIrAcLe ViBeS tHaT hAvE rEuNiTeD mE wItH mY bEsT BrO bUt.
ShIt.
I bEeN kInDa WiGgEd OuT fRoM BeInG aLl MoThErFuCkInG lOsT.
a StOrY mIgHt Be SuPeR SoOtHiNg, RiGhT nOw.

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[sopor]

ThAt'S pReTtY WiCkEd ShIt, BroThEr. So We CaN gEt AlL uP iNtO FaCe To FaCe InTeRaCtIoN WiTh ThE pInK sTaR mOnKeYs NoW?

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[sopor]

WoAh!
WeLl MaYbE tHeY aRe JuSt ReAl MoThErFucKiNg GoOd At GeTtInG oN WiTh ThE SyMbIoTiC sHiT, yOu KnOw?
So WhAt KiNdA wIcKeD leAdEr DeAlS hAvE yOu BeEn GeTtInG oN uP To, BeSt FrIeNd? :o)

[yourgoddamnit.livejournal.com]

[sopor]

WoAh, SoUnDs LiKe ThEy'Ve GoTtA bE GeTtInG oN tO cOmMuNiNg WiTh ThE ClEaNiNg ViBeS. :o) bUt I tHiNk A mOtHeRfUcKeR cAn HaNdLe A lItTlE mOtHeRfUcKiNg fIlTh. [ Because he's kind of a grubby guy himself. ]

SoUnDs LiKe YoU bEeN hAvInG a MoThErFuCkInG wIcKeD aS sHiT tImE, bRo.