yourgoddamnit | ( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] RIGHT NOW posted to board DISCEDOCITY --

LET ME TELL YOU THE TALE OF MY WOES, DISCEDO.
AND BY WOES
I MEAN YOU ALL SUCK.
I CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH A MORE VICIOUS INSULT THAN THAT BECAUSE THIS SITUATION IS TOO FUCKING ABSURD.

SO AFTER YOU THANKLESS FUCKHUMPERS LOCKED ME OUT OF THE HIVE, I WAS LEFT TO WANDER IN THE SUN
WITH ALL THE SUPPLIES I HAD GATHERED FOR YOU SHITHEADS.
AND WHEN I COULDN'T BEAR IT ANYMORE, THE UNIVERSE SHOVED ME IN A FUCKING HOLE.
I ATE ALL OF THE GOOD STUFF OUT OF SPITE WHILST DOWN IN THE DARK ABYSS.
THANKFULLY I FOUND THIS DISFIGURED FANGBEAST WITH ME
MANAGED TO AVOID ITS TERRIBLE CLAWS
AND AM NOW RIDING IT BACK TO OUR HIVE.
I'M ALMOST TOO AFRAID TO GET OFF BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT'LL TRY TO ATTACK ME AGAIN.

IF THE DOOR IS STILL LOCKED I WILL HAVE THIS BEAR DROP KICK IT DOWN AND EAT YOU ALL
AND THEN I WILL LAUGH AS I SIT IN THE SANDWICH FACTORY'S KITCHEN.

ALSO I FOUND VRISKA.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SORRY LOT DON'T HAVE ME TO GUIDE YOU, APPARENTLY
YOU LOSE TRACK OF FUCKING EVERYONE.
GOOD JOB, GUYS. YOU HAVE DISPLAYED ABSOLUTELY NO COMPETENCE.
THEREFORE, I'M HOARDING THE TOOTHPASTE ALL TO MYSELF
AND THE SUNBURN GEL.
MY HUSK IS FLAKING AND DISCOLORED THANKS TO MY INVOLUNTARY EXILE.

[ Karkat will be riding Sho's Ronnie the Bear through the city with Vriska in tow. Or has been. Whatev. This is how I come off hiatus, apparently. ]

I will keep that in mind.

As far as I am aware, there is a huge misunderstanding about Denmark-san's intentions, and your friends are rather dramatic about it. I am doing my best to avoid it.

At this point, I am not sure if there is anyone who does not anger you in such a way.

[ he is always endearing... in his own angry, depressing little way. THE DOCTOR APPARENTLY IS CHAMP AT REVEALING THIS. ]

[Japan is now pondering if red romance is possible Karkat. It's all your fault.]

That seems to be quite a healthy relationship, in that case. Perhaps he is some sort of therapy.

An instant connection?

...Karkat should work on his self-respect.

I see...

[wait what. thinking before he types the rest.] That is both fascinating and complicated!

Such a thing is possible?! I cannot imagine what sort of conversations I would have with myself if such a thing were to be placed here...

But that is truly fascinating, if not a little sad. Though that only makes it greater...!

... Is that what you think?

The possibility of Karkat being his own kismesis. I believe it is far more interesting with that element.

How rude... Or is this some sort of compliment?

Perhaps through thought... A constant one-sided relationship...

( text; ) Karkat: Ride the bear to the top of the hole and acquire a Vriska

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