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yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am
yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.
It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.
The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]
ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE
FOR WE HAVE FOUND
THE ISLAND OF LOST.
benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.
The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]
ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE
FOR WE HAVE FOUND
THE ISLAND OF LOST.
benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
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you're really not lookiing good kk.
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you aren't bleediing are you.
giive me better viideo of your 2urround2iing2.
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[ but showing it around... and yeah definitely Discedo, not an island. idk where they are but I'm going to guess somewhere close to the lake. ]
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but you were before.
awe2ome.
2top eatiing weiird 2hiit for an hour.
ii'll fiigure out 2omethiing.
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ii'm goiing two try two hack your communiicator two try and fiind the dii2tance between your2 and miine.
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1/2
troll jegu2 ii'm tryiing two hack here and thii2 ii2n't even a normal computer.
there'2 no way two create executeable fiile2
unle22 ii try and "create" an appliicatiion.
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iit'2 2omethiing completely diifferent.
and iit'2 really weak.
can thii2 2hiit even 2upport multiiple paradiigm2?
WHO THE HELL EVEN MADE THII2.
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Normally you would mask your terrible computer skills by bullshitting your way to an understanding, but that would require some sort of computing device. Which you don't have. You are on an island. To have a computer would just be silly.
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2nap out of iit.
you 2ound liike you've really me22ed up your thiink pan.
and ii don't want my friiend two 2uddenly be retarded.
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MILLIONS OF EDITS
fuckiing nevermiind.
fiind your own way off your cod damn ii2land.
-- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]--
[And of course, he winds up helping anyway.]
ALL THE EDITS. ALL OF THEM.