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yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am
yourgoddamnit) wrote2011-02-05 12:04 am
( video ) Karkat: Survive crash of Oceanic Flight 815 with Eridan.
[ Here ends Karkat's reign of purely text posts. It's all for a good cause, I assure you.
It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.
The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]
ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE
FOR WE HAVE FOUND
THE ISLAND OF LOST.
benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
It's dark. They are outside in an undisclosed location. It might be hard to tell in the lighting, but he looks sicky sick sick: sweating, flushed (FLUSHED CANDY COUGH SYRUP RED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THE SECRET IS OUT), and paler than normal grubby pale. Eridan, behind him, isn't in any better shape. They have fallen off the blood loss & infection deep end and now find themselves drowning in an ocean of medically inaccurate delirium. I would get creative with trolly sickness but they have their chips in so I'm allowed to be lazy. This is not the point.
The point is that now you are gazing into the face of your God. He has important news. ]
ATTENTION HUMAN GRUBFUCKS: YOUR DAYS OF CONFUSED FLAILING HAS COME TO AN END. NO LONGER WILL YOU QUESTION THE MEANINGS OF YOUR LIVES, FOR THEY ARE INCONSEQUENTIAL TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL SOON ARISE
FOR WE HAVE FOUND
THE ISLAND OF LOST.
benfromlost wwas right all along and wwe just thought he wwas a dumb flipperbeast
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ii'd probably need two go two the roof two 2ee iit.
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no ii ju2t don't care enough two get up from where ii am. ii'm liike halfway done wiith thii2 thiing anyway.
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2hut up and let me fiinii2h thii2.
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i feel bad for jenna's inbox
FUCK.
GLUBFUCKER YOU TOLD ME THE WRONG NUMBER.
i dont but that's just me
unlike you i actually have remorse.
Sollux: Throw your communicator on the floor and hope it smashes into a million pieces even though that would be detrimental to helping either of your fellow trolls. But you are just TOO PISSED OFF to care about that and need to CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Maybe you need to go outside for a while.
youre such a nice babby
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you know what.
ii don't care.
ju2t 2tay wiith kk and 2tay put.
ii'm hackiing diirectly iinto your communiicator two track iit.
iit'2 2o 2iimple iit'2 boriing but whatever.
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