Sollux: Be pissed off you aren't Boone.

Why Hurley? Boone was much cooler and a much more relatable character to your own personal struggles. You don't even look like Hurley. Hurley wasn't cool. Maybe that was the point they were trying to make in their delusional haze.

Sollux: Decide to beat the sick trolls with a "coconut."

What? No, you're not barbaric. You'll just put viruses on their communicators at a later date instead. That's much more mature. In the mean time, you tighten your grip on Karkat so he stops moving around/attempting to kick you. You tell them both that the white beast is dead and you killed it with your super cool eye lasers that you don't actually have at the moment. You mostly just want to pretend you have your powers again.

But there isn't much time for dawdling anymore. Your group needs to shake a leg. Time to mussel.

You're very glad you didn't say that pun out loud, because it sounds very stupid.